Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.