Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!