Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!