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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.