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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.