How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!