How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins