How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!