How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!