How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.