It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Bernie.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Bernie Sanders
Bernie bridges!
They couldn't afford it.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
It has a Bernie smell.
Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
An ambulance
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
A stable economy...
They go to the polls and vote.
Youth
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
To get to the other side.
Holding their hands up
Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.
They all dress like Dobby.
Hey baby, mind if I?