Bernie Supporter Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Roommate Jokes More Roommate Jokes

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Cross Fitter Jokes More Cross Fitter Jokes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.