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Bernie Supporter Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!