Harry Potter Fan Jokes

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How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..