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Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Flirt Jokes More Flirt Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates