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Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Flirt Jokes More Flirt Jokes

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.