Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Flirt Jokes More Flirt Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

What spell does harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify