What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders