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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who?

Bernie bridges!