What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders