What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.