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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash