What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders