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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.