Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!