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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!