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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked