Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.