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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.