Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys