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Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal