Locksmith Jokes

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie