Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.