Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

Sake Jokes More Sake Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink?

Sake. (sock-key)