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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.