How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.