How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about