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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch