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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.