Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed