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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log