What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.