What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.