What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays