What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.