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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.