Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.