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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.