What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.