What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.