What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.