What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...