What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore