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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See