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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!