How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.