How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.