How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.