How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Batminton.