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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!