How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro