How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.