How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..