Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

V Jokes More V Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.