Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

V Jokes More V Jokes

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.