Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you