Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono