What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.