What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.