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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.