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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.