What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.