What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!