What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!