April Sale - 20% Off

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Previous Random Joke Next
Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.