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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!