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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.