What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.