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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.