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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there