Shiite Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.