They really scared the Shiite outa me!
It's always sunni in Philadelphia
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Iran there.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Ones in a cup
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
About eighty years
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Daesh Network
Amazon.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.