Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.