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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

One Jokes More One Jokes

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.