Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash