Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

Alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall