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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Uke hunt!

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash