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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Her Highness will tell you

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No one could perform the execution well enough.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.