Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Space. The final frontier..........

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Deck the halls with boughs of free cash