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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!