Lieder Jokes

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.