Lieder Jokes

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after