Lieder Jokes

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.