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Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.