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Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

High Sperm Count Jokes More High Sperm Count Jokes

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES