Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."