She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
A condescending con descending.
A nun falling down the stairs
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
It's already got thousands of degrees.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
