She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Need to know ASAP.
They meet up a work
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Chester.
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
The Post Office
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
You have to chew before you swallow!
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
He glances over his shoulder.
Back my Smitch Up!
THOSE ARE SILLY CONES