What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Run! escape!

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Stop. Police.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3