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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Fugitive Jokes More Fugitive Jokes

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.