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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Fugitive Jokes More Fugitive Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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