How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.