How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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