13 Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.