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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!