What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!