Flee Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.