What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)