What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee