What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.