What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.