Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.