Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.