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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.