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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.