Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...