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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Ear bud

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Jaques straps

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

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Ze-bra

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.