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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!