What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit