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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit