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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit