What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!