What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.