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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men