How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear