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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.