How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.