How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?