Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.