Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you