Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.