Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was the condiment stand charged with?

With a deadly weapon.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway