Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.