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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.