What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.