After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"
Tips fedora "M'dea."
Golden Dawn
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
It popped a wheelie.