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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.