Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.