Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!
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A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A buck an ear
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.