Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Girl Chest Jokes More Girl Chest Jokes