Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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A Green Bean

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Because he was sketchy.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.