Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Weightlifter Jokes More Weightlifter Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Small Chest Jokes More Small Chest Jokes

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.