Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Dinomite Jokes More Dinomite Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*