Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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