Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Girl Chest Jokes More Girl Chest Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.