Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Plastic Surgeon Jokes More Plastic Surgeon Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Dinomite Jokes More Dinomite Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.