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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's