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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons