Because in America, freedom rings.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
You knock on the door.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
A joke.
Cuz freedom rings, baby!
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.