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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.