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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco