How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.