Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.