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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.