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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit