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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit