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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.