What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.