What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!