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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.