What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.