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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!