How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.