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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.