How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money