How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.