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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.