Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.