What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.