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What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick