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What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?