How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry