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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive